thea

Plans

Free to let her answer. Founding customers keep early pricing for good.

The Founding Hundreds

75 founding seats — Québec 25, Ontario 35, Atlantic 15. — still open.

23 general seats at $6.99 a month, locked for life — for as long as your account stays active, on this plan — with the first month free and no card at signup. 52 student seats at $4.99 with three months free, on a verified school address. The two pools are separate: a student taking a seat never uses up a general one. . Refer a friend and you each earn 250 rays the day their line goes live — four referrals is a free month. If pricing ever changes, founders get twelve months' notice.

Plans

Free to let her answer. Paid when she saves you the day.

For you

Your own phone line, answered. From $0.

Plans for individuals

No card to start. Your free month runs without one — we ask for payment details only when it ends, and never charge without you saying so. Cancel any time from the app, in two taps; it stops at the end of the period you have already paid for, with no fee and nothing to phone anyone about.

thea · free

$0
forever, no card
  • She answers five calls a month, for good
  • Past five, her line pauses until the month resets
  • Every summary and transcript, kept
  • One number

thea · you

$6.99
per month, locked for life
  • Your personal line, answered
  • Urgency rules — VIPs and quiet hours
  • Full transcripts, exportable
  • English and French on one number

If you are a student

Most of the founding seats are student seats, and they are kept in their own pool — a student taking one never uses up a general seat.

thea · student

$4.99
per month, locked for life · three months free
  • Everything in thea · you
  • Three months free, not one
  • A verified school address is all it takes
  • 52 of the 75 founding seats

For your business

Your business line, and your booking website. From $39 a month.

See eight example businesses →

Plans for businesses

14 days free. Prices before GST and QST. Pay yearly and get two months free. Founding offer: the portal setup ($490) is waived for the first 20 businesses, and the price is locked. Business plans don't use rays.

thea · portal

$39
per month
  • Your booking website, in your colours
  • Online booking around the clock
  • Email and text confirmations
  • Staff schedules and services
Talk to us

thea · desk

$129
per month
  • She answers your business line
  • 400 minutes included, about 150 calls
  • Books, answers questions, transfers by your rules
  • French and English on one number
  • 20¢ per extra minute
Talk to us

thea · desk + portal

$229
per month
  • Both, on one shared schedule
  • 800 minutes included
  • The phone and the website can never double-book
  • She texts the booking link after a call
  • 20¢ per extra minute
Talk to us

Custom

Something we haven't listed? Tell us what your work actually needs. We scope it, build the integration, and run it — this is the part we do by hand.

thea · custom

talk to us
multi-line, multi-site & integrated
  • Many numbers, many teams
  • Custom database & schedule integration — she books and looks up in your own system
  • Booking portal built into your website — same schedule as the phone
  • Your CRM and calendar
  • Retention & residency terms

founding pricing is locked for life — for as long as your account stays active, on your plan. Tandem is priced separately when it lands, and never as a share of your savings.

Rays

Four referrals is a month on us.

Rays are the only thing thea rewards you with, and they buy exactly one thing: months. 1,000 rays is one free month — no tiers, no points shop, nothing that expires. The count only ever goes up, and the month is applied automatically the moment you cross. Rays are for personal lines only (thea · you and thea · student); the business plans don't earn or spend them.

250

Refer someone

Both of you get 250 rays — you and them — the day their line actually goes live. Not when they sign up: when she starts answering. A referral that never switches on pays nobody.

varies

Show her off

Post about thea, send us the link, and we award rays for it by hand once we have read it. Real posts by real people — there is no bot to farm.

up to 350

Sit the Voice Lab

A guided twelve-minute session: 150 rays for finishing it, 40 a step if you stop early, +100 if your accent is one we're short of, +100 for the switch. One paid session per 90 days — a second is welcome, and unpaid. How the Lab works →

That is the whole list. If a fourth way appears it will be written here first.

The crossing

The count is drawn as an eclipse because that is what the mark is. Each threshold is a real phase of a total eclipse, in the order they happen:

  1. 0First contact the moon touches the sun
  2. 100Partial the bite is visible
  3. 250Crescent a thin arc left
  4. 450Baily's beads light through lunar valleys
  5. 700Diamond ring the last bead
  6. 1000Totality — a free month, and the crossing begins again

The logo is third contact — the moment the sun returns. The cycle repeating is not a gamification trick; it is what the mark depicts.

The Voice Lab

She is not good enough at Québec French yet. You can fix that.

Speech models are trained mostly on France French and on careful, read-aloud speech. That is not how anyone here actually talks on the phone. The Voice Lab is how we close the gap — with volunteers who agreed, never with strangers on live calls.

Who

Signed-in members only, phone proven by SMS. You opt in with a separate box that starts unchecked — accepting the terms is not agreeing to this.

What happens

A guided session of about twelve minutes, in the app over the speaker or as a real call to your own verified number. She leads; you talk normally.

What is kept

Your track, her track, the transcript and the accent region you chose. Not your contacts, not your calls, nothing from the rest of your account.

What you get

Up to 350 rays — 150 for finishing, 40 a step if you stop early, +100 for a needed accent, +100 for the switch. 1,000 rays is a free month.

Three rules, written into the code

  1. No consent on file, no clip. The function that files a recording refuses it outright if your consent is not recorded — it is not a checkbox we promise to honour, it is a gate the recording has to pass.
  2. Ninety days, then it is destroyed or anonymised. A nightly job enforces it. Un-redacted clips are deleted outright, audio file and all — not flagged, deleted.
  3. Leaving takes one text. Send DONNEES to her number, or use thea.help/data. We delete what we hold and never ask that number again.

A refusal is remembered. Anything that is not a clear yes is treated as a no.

Sit the Lab without joining thea

You do not need an account and you do not need the service. Volunteer here, we arrange a session, and you are paid in a promo code instead of rays — rays only mean something to someone with an account to spend them on.

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